My daughter, Lori, told me that it’s time I wrote up a blog post with some of the latest and most entertaining searches leading could-be readers to my blog.
So, for Lori.
It’s quite clear why they landed here:
101 ways to embarrass
confused memory loss always tired
be prepared funny poems
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looking forward humour
adventures of a house wife
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day in the life of a popular girl
I love it when searchers pose a direct question to google:
is ritalin a strong medicine?
why is my dog falling over and banging into things
what does love mean to me
are road runners, rabbits, and most rodents adhd?
what is my favourite word
does customer service exist in germany?
do children with adhd who are on ritalin still need to use hi fi system?
is jodi sta. maria’s son have an adhd?
the tomato has sugar ?
Even the one word ones can be funny:
I suspect some inquirers however, leave bitterly disappointed:
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blog by a teenage girl about life
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germany mama porno
hot and bothered
typical life of a russian teenage girls
funny poems about the red carpet
There seems to be an obsession:
muscle men 2011
(thirties or forties or fifties) musclemen
Some searches are slightly disturbing:
my husband doesn’t love me on ritalin or off
make things change
hairy leg blog
use a doormat to kill a rat
get revenge on a guy who broke my heart
i hate my existence blog
i should just not speak ever
Some of my searchers on the other hand, are particularly cool:
not in denial
we kissed and there were fireworks
head no go
in denial about toothache
busybodies who think they are better than you
do gooder dont do good
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Clap your hands and sing hallelujah notes
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funny poem on there’s a rat in my tummy
act of claiming within false pretences
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never sure (I’ll have you know, I’m quite decisive)
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straight teeth poem
waiting rather impatientle for 16.30 to go home
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