I am excited.
I mean excited excited.
NO!! Not that kind of excited!
If you’ve been
pouring-over inspecting spellbound by paying any attention at all to my 101 list, then you will know that I have a burning desire to take part in a Murder Mystery Dinner.
And my wish ladies and gents…
… Is about to come true.
Did I mention that I’m excited?
Just a teensy-weensy bit?
So much so that I’m even dreaming about it now:
Last night I received a little piece of paper whilst sitting at the dinner table stating: “Killer”.
Thrown into the forefront of the production, with the flow of the apéritif, I began to feel quite proud as my tongue loosened (strangely in English, although I had been expecting a German masterpiece).
Then I ballsed-it-all-up during the first murder. Doing an impression of stabbing another guest (plain for all to see) at ‘The Sicilian Wedding’. Who then, in turn, dramatically fell to the floor.
Luckily I woke up before further embellishing on my own disaster-piece.
my big break the big day is THIS Saturday. We are invited to have paid an extortionate amount of money to attend a Sicilian Wedding.
We can dress up.
Like proper wedding guests.
And the whole thing will take place around us. The drama won’t finish until we can successfully discover the killer.
Plus included in the price is a three course slap up dinner. And an apéritif. But I guess we have to pay extra for glugging back the wine.
Did I tell you yet, that I’m excited?