Tag Archives: Humor

Things aren’t going swimmingly at the moment…

Posted on February 22, 2013 by

Things aren’t going swimmingly at the moment. The house looks like a bomb went off in it. Yesterday, I was away the whole day. Doctors in the morning. Pick up the littlest kid from Kindergarten and then take said kid, … Continue reading →

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Mother hysteria: The curious case of the caught nipple

Posted on February 16, 2013 by

Reini’s evening started something like this: His one and only son called him at work and announced, “There’s been an accident… In the kitchen… With the mixing machine… And Mum…” I should probably admit to you, at this point, that … Continue reading →

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A couple of recent corkers

Posted on February 15, 2013 by

My husband and I attempted to usher Akasha, our six year old, off to bed. She, as usual, came up with several excuses as to why she should stay up but we didn’t give in and insisted that we, as … Continue reading →

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Let’s start the year with a little bedroom talk

Posted on February 6, 2013 by

Apparently my son’s remote control is broken. Joni decided, in her loveliness and wisdom that this morning, as she is doing work experience at Aden’s school this week, she would take on the responsibility of getting her younger brother up … Continue reading →

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It’s a funny old Christmas

Posted on December 17, 2012 by

I’ve just spent two hours, I repeat, TWO HOURS looking for my husband’s main Christmas present. I had hidden it, unwrapped (I know that for sure because other people keep nicking my wrapping paper, so I’ve not been able to … Continue reading →

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I’ve made the decision, now it’s just the sticking to it

Posted on October 31, 2012 by

Friday, really was a truly hilarious day. One of those days in fact, when you just think: It doesn’t get better than this. It went along something like this: I thought I had it covered. I had a list and … Continue reading →

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Excitement of the day

Posted on October 28, 2012 by

Last weekend my husband celebrated his birthday. Some of you may also know that I turned 40 in the summer. A very generous, angelic, amazing, crazy friend presented me with a voucher: To Take All Four Kids Overnight. I combined … Continue reading →

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NaNo No-No?

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

I have spent the day stuffing myself with Cadbury’s Whole Nut. (This is not an advertisement,  Cadbury’s did not give me any free Whole Nut. They have never given me any free chocolate, which is probably a good thing. Anyone … Continue reading →

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My name is Sarah and I’m 40

Posted on October 22, 2012 by

I’m panicking. I see myself as the latest, agile Lara Croft/Trinity/Catwoman/The Bride*, who could floor Mr Stranger-Danger in a couple of backflips and with a nicely placed (think Karate Kid), meditated karate chop here and there. In my mind’s eye. … Continue reading →

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There is no part of me that I can sleep on, so I might as well get up

Posted on September 28, 2012 by

Yesterday, I was beaten up. OK. OK. Slightly misleading. I’ll start again. So, yesterday, I went for a Thai Massage. A petite, harmless looking woman, who wore one of those faces which uttered no reference to her age, or thus, … Continue reading →

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