Tag Archives: Funny poem

A cat and rat tale

Posted on May 27, 2011 by

We’ve a neighbouring cat who likes to kill rats and leave them as gifts on the front door mat I know I shouldn’t treat such love and affection with pure rejection But, in truth, there is something uncouth about a … Continue reading →

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That’s a day in the life of a typical teenage girl

Posted on April 16, 2011 by

They stay in their beds don’t raise their sleepy heads There’s noise all around but they do not hear a sound Then they can’t sleep at night, have trouble switching off the light The bathroom’s full of potions all kinds … Continue reading →

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A Valentine Comedy

Posted on February 14, 2011 by

The day started well I entered the room You lay on the bed All a-swish and a-swoon. A gift on my pillow Beside your sweet head Chocolates And flowers Of varying sorts Set in my tin, to bake me a … Continue reading →

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A perfect me

Posted on January 16, 2011 by

Be prepared I look quite stunning chestnut hair and legs a-flowing ruby lips and sparkling eyes not a wrinkle to be spied white, straight teeth and underneath a bum so pert and round and neat. No cellulite no wobbly belly … Continue reading →

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The Perfect Princess Party – Recipe for Success

Posted on November 7, 2010 by

Twelve happy faces All lined up in two rows, At the head of table A pretty pink and perfect throne. VIP treatment Photos galore Standing on red carpet Or by the pink curtained door. Crowned and robed, All the little … Continue reading →

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I haven’t quite…

Posted on October 8, 2010 by

Have you ever said “There aren’t enough Hours in the day”? Do you ever wonder Where those hours, They do stray? I notice: No matter how hard I try Those hours Always Rush on by. If I eat my breakfast … Continue reading →

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Wild hair

Posted on September 23, 2010 by

When I woke up this morning I had curls upon my head Wild, twirling ringlets My long straight hair had fled. Time for school So wake my son Who takes a glance Just one – Starts to laugh and giggle … Continue reading →

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Rude awakening

Posted on September 7, 2010 by

Snoozing on the sofa Before it’s time for bed Snuggling hubby’s shoulder Is where I rest my head. … A shake! An attempt to make me awake! And he drags me off upstairs. First to the toilet – I can … Continue reading →

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Loving thy neighbour?

Posted on August 23, 2010 by

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Strawberry

Posted on June 30, 2010 by

I ask you if you want today A second healthy Strawberry? “No!” you say I’m shocked, Disturbed, Is that really my son I heard? Are you sick? Is something wrong? You turned down food? And a favourite one! “Why not?” … Continue reading →

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